September 11, 2010
Come on, ladies, let’s commit to this one. Raise your hand if you think the one you’re with is THE one. Uh-huh. Yup, we’re suckers like that.
So anyway. When we think we’re with Mr. Right, and it’s normally with current bf, we usually exchange things. DVDs, CDs, magazines, etc. Since we ‘trust’ the person, we don’t feel it necessary to retrieve said items after they use it. Because we’re together anyway. And we will be together together soon, too.
I am saying this because I have lost a lot of stuff to ex-boyfriends. Gym bag, CDs, magazines, pellet gun. Oh, boyfriend, didn’t you get the memo about returning stuff when you’re broken up? Weren’t we in an understanding that those were on loan?
I returned the stuff you gave even if they were, in fact, GIVEN. Why not return the things you BORROWED?
(photo from the movie The Break-Up)
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